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Subject: Hindi jokes please!!!
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donadi 6.03.10 - 02:25pm
Hey guys as we already got english jokes topic, here u can share all ur Hindi joke, laughters, etc. Give ur best and make laugh every one. *
donadi 6.03.10 - 02:41pm
God has given So many qualities, good looks, personality, charm, intelligence and many more, This is know as khuda meherban to gadha bhi pehelwan *
donadi 6.03.10 - 02:45pm
Two roaches admitted side by side in a hospital.
1st-Kya baygon?
2nd- nahi paragon!
(laughing) *
donadi 6.03.10 - 02:50pm
Man 1: among my 4 sons, 3 r engineers.
man2: 4th one?
M1:useless fellow din.t study but became a barbar.
M2: y din.t u throw him out?
M1: cant coz he's only one who earns. *
donadi 6.03.10 - 02:53pm
Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that you'll come to know. He's a mile away & the shoes r ur's! Take and run *
donadi 6.03.10 - 02:56pm
The reason why most men prefer to lips womens lips... Thats the best and probably the only way to shut a womans mouth for at-least some seconds.(laughing) *
1hellb0y 7.03.10 - 02:23am
donadi u opened a funny topic 
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1hellb0y 7.03.10 - 02:27am
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it.
The teacher answered quickly, That would be the Titanic. St. Peter let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: How many people died on the ship?
Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. 1,228, he answered.
That's right! You may enter.
St. Peter turned to the lawyer. Name them. *
1hellb0y 7.03.10 - 02:34am
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.
'Sure,' GOD says, 'Go right ahead'.
'OK,' the man says. 'Why did you make women so pretty?
GOD says, 'So you would like them.'
'OK,' the guy says. 'But how come you made them so beautiful?'
'So you would LOVE them', GOD replies.
The man ponders a moment and then asks, 'But why did you make them such airheads?'
GOD says, 'So they would love you!
' *
1hellb0y 7.03.10 - 02:57am
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4, dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone.
The voice of the Devil was heard, Brett, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman! And Brett was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.
This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped when a second door opened, and they saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7' tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair,and flies circled her.
The voice of the Devil was heard, Carl, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman! And Carl, like Brett, was whisked off.
Bob, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained to see the figure of ... Cindy Crawford. Delighted, Bob jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying:
Cindy, you have sinned. *
donadi 7.03.10 - 04:47am
Hey thanks bro. 
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ur.fairy 7.03.10 - 06:40am
donadi n hellboy. FUNNY JOKES... lolz *
donadi 7.03.10 - 07:15am
Once dog was doing susu on the wall, suddenly wall fell down on him and dog died. After that all dog decided to give wall support with one leg while doing susu. 
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donadi 7.03.10 - 08:09am
Secretary says in Gorge bush's ear. Sir ur wife's pregnant,
Bush- I'm sure Osama is behind this. 
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donadi 7.03.10 - 08:23am
What is the peak of
1)laziness? Asking lift 4m morning walk,
2)Craziness? Bet blank paper xerox.
3)Honesty? Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets,
4)hope? A 99 years old man going for Lifetime incoming recharge,
5)Kanjoosi? A person giving miss call to Customer care. *
ur.fairy 7.03.10 - 08:31am PEAK OF HONESTY IS FAIRY TOO... 
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donadi 7.03.10 - 10:01am
Definition of nurse-Nurse is that beautiful dashing girl wearing tight skirt holding boys hand looking into his eyes and still want his pulse to be normal. *
donadi 7.03.10 - 10:03am
Your friendship means so much to me that, when you cry.
I cry
When u laugh, I laugh
when u jump out of a window, I laugh some more. *
donadi 7.03.10 - 10:11am
Pledge of college boys- india is my nation, girls are my destination, dating is my occupation, sighting is my profession, in between what the hell is this education. *
ur.fairy 7.03.10 - 10:27am
DONADI....
Ur pledge is amazing.... 
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donadi 7.03.10 - 04:12pm
Hey guys where r u ppl. I'm waiting for ur jokes. 
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donadi 8.03.10 - 06:26am
Fundamentals of life-
1)Money is not everything there's mastercard & visa
2)one should love animals. They are tasty too.
3)save water. Drink beer.
4)studying is healthy so leave it for the sick.
5)books are holy so dont touch them. *
ur.fairy 8.03.10 - 07:03am
wow.... u r right..... animals r tasty n bookz r holy 
lolz *
donadi 8.03.10 - 08:17am
Judge to wife:why did u hit ur husband?
Wife-he called me from office,
took me 2 bedroom, removed all of my cloths,
laid me on the bed and
said APRIL FOOL
above joke post edited by shy.baby -moderator *
donadi 8.03.10 - 10:57am
A single spelling mistake that coz the divorce! A man went to goa and sent a msg to wife having the most amazing and wonderful time, wish u were her
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donadi 8.03.10 - 11:01am
Wife-I wanted to have wildest night tie me up and do what ever u want.
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Guess what he did
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He tied her up and raped there maid. *
donadi 8.03.10 - 11:23am
Highly disappointing situations
1)your best friend with ur lover,
2)10 marks question asked for 2 marks,
3)HOD sitting beside u in ur collage trip,
4)extremely good looking guy/girl crossing u when ur with ur dad and mom
5)teachers distributing ur test papers in front of your juniors *
shy.baby 8.03.10 - 12:02pm
I editted donadi's joke at pre~page, as it is tooo vulgar. 
donadi. but try to avoid such jokes please *
donadi 8.03.10 - 12:46pm
Ok shy.babe I posted only for fun. Plz take it in good sense. If I have hurt anybody then I apologise for it *
shy.baby 8.03.10 - 01:27pm
no donadi. I think i editted before she saw it. so dont worry. Pls dont mistake me too. Thanks for understding ma intention. *
shy.baby 8.03.10 - 01:29pm
Why don't they have any tissue paper in KFC?
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Because finger l*cking is good 
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donadi 24.04.10 - 12:02pm
Al hulam lulla hab habi lullam bin musal harkit al habibal lul muqammil
You have just read an Arabic prayer to lose ur hair and teeth in 7 days!
Enjoy
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donadi 24.04.10 - 12:10pm
Two roaches admitted side by side in a hospital.
1st-what baygon?
2nd- no... Paragon! *
donadi 25.04.10 - 10:32am
Fact of our life:Whenever we find the key 2 success, some idiot changes the lock so, forget the key, learn to break the doors!
Keep Rocking. *
donadi 25.04.10 - 10:41am
Arz kiya hai:
Tute hue dil ka murabba bana gayi,
ghar ko mere kachre ka dabba bana gayi,
shaadi ke 3 mahine hi gujre the,
na jaane kis hisab se abba bana gayi. *
swtchoco 30.04.10 - 03:46am
Lalit Modi 3weeks back:
Surrounded by Deepika, Katrina, Preity and Shilpa - Axe Effect.
Now by IT Officials:
Tax Effect. *
swtchoco 30.04.10 - 12:19pm
Yaha pe sab jokes chalega aur any pre-conditions Don? *
donadi 30.04.10 - 01:16pm
Kuch bhi nahi swtchoco kaise chata hai chalne do yaar. *
swtchoco 30.04.10 - 01:25pm
Teek hai yaar mei samajh gaya aur thodi dher me vapas ayega dear.. *
swtchoco 4.05.10 - 02:27pm
Nurse Gives Newborn Baby in Sardar's Hand..
Sardar Shouted
Puttar hua
Puttar hua
Nurse:
Abey Bewakuf,
Meri Ungli Chhod
Ladki Hui He...! *
swtchoco 4.05.10 - 02:30pm
Ladki ne aadhi raat ko apne Boyfriend ko phone kiya,
Ajao ghar me koi nahi hai
Ladka chala gaya!
Sachmuch ghar me koi nahi tha!
Tala laga hua tha... *
donadi 4.09.10 - 01:29pm
Sharabi pati: Darwaja khol,
wife ne khola.
Pati: Tu kaun he?
wife: aila mujhko he bhul gaye,
Pati: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai Behan. 
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ur.fairy 4.09.10 - 01:30pm
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donadi 4.09.10 - 01:35pm
Santa ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi, hospital gaya toh waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekh kar bola.
kya aapki 2 biwiyan hain 
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donadi 13.07.11 - 05:25am
Today i met Mario.I greeted him n askd do u remembr me? He replied No. I said, kamine !! .... I hve lost my whole childhood in saving ur girlfriend !! *
