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Subject: * 3-in-1 - jokes/facts/quotes *
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swtchoco 4.04.10 - 05:04pm
Hello:) welcome to my New Topic 3-in-1 here you can post any type of SMS Jokes - Facts - Quotes:) here no restrictions only my humble request to maintain dignity of the group and image:) thanks friends enjoy the Topic:) *
swtchoco 4.04.10 - 05:08pm
Fact of d matter:
It's illegal to sell, own or distribute chewing gum in Singapore:) *
swtchoco 4.04.10 - 05:12pm
SMS JOKE:
Q: Why did God create Adam
Before he created Eve?
A: Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam:) *
ur.fairy 4.04.10 - 05:26pm
DEEEPAK.... GOOD TOPIC... HOPE U WIL POST PLENTY OF SMS QUOTES FOR US.... *
swtchoco 4.04.10 - 05:30pm
Ha dear hope so by God's grace:) my hearty welcome to my New Topic dear:) hope I have not done any mistake in my introduction msg:) *
swtchoco 4.04.10 - 05:38pm
Fact of d matter: The 20th President of the United States, James Garfield could write Greek with one hand and Latin with the other at the same time:) *
swtchoco 5.04.10 - 03:09am
Excellant Thought: Listen to everyone & Learn from Everyone:) Bcos, Nobody knows Everything but, Everyone knows Something:) Good Morning:) *
x.cake.x 5.04.10 - 03:19am
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swtchoco 5.04.10 - 09:28am
Fact of d Matter:
David Rice Atchinson was President of the United States for exactly one Day:) *
ur.fairy 5.04.10 - 10:08am
Hey choco... u giving nice facts n figures. 
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roynadar 5.04.10 - 10:52am
i can see the facts but where are the figures? :-) *
swtchoco 5.04.10 - 02:21pm
Hi:) @Roynadar the above facts
And jokes forwarded and posted HERE, originally its published in TOI JUST I POSTED HERE TO SHARE WITH YOU:) *
ur.fairy 5.04.10 - 02:30pm
Roy Here is one Figure for U... 
lolz *
donadi 5.04.10 - 02:33pm
Hmmm nice figure 
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swtchoco 5.04.10 - 02:43pm
Hi:) @Don bhai thanks:) but, its not sufficient I am expecting more from you, hope you post few jokes. Quotes or Facts:) *
donadi 5.04.10 - 02:45pm
I will bro 
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ur.fairy 5.04.10 - 06:43pm
The custom of giving eggs at Easter time has been traced back to Egyptians, Persians, Gauls, Greeks and Romans, to whom the egg was a symbol of life. 
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swtchoco 6.04.10 - 03:04am
RESPONSE is one of the powerful weapons to occupy a place in others HEART
So, always give response to the ONE really cares for YOU.!
Good Morning:) *
ur.fairy 6.04.10 - 04:13am
On April 05 2010 in history ..
1614 - Pocahontas marries John Rolfe.
1941 - Castro and Fillmore streetcars replaced by buses.
Famous birthdays On April 05 2010
1856 - Booker T. Washington,
1908 - Bette Davis,
1954 - Michael W. Butler, creator of the archive files used in this program. 
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swtchoco 6.04.10 - 09:38am
sMs Joke:
Q: How do Men sort out their laundry?
A: Filthy, Filthy and Filthy but, wearable:) *
swtchoco 6.04.10 - 09:47am
I made you to laugh Jenni 
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swtchoco 7.04.10 - 03:23am
I Want To Live Long Life.!
Not In The World.!
Just In Your Heart.!
As A Best Friend.!
Good Morning:) *
ur.fairy 7.04.10 - 05:55am
If you tell the truth, you don't have
to remember anything. *
ur.fairy 7.04.10 - 05:56am
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so,
you apologize for the truth... *
ur.fairy 7.04.10 - 05:57am
The simple step of a courageous individual is not to take part in the lie. One word of truth outweighs the world... *
ur.fairy 7.04.10 - 05:58am
The biggest lesson we have to give our children is truth.... *
ur.fairy 7.04.10 - 06:01am
When I tell any truth it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those who do... *
ur.fairy 7.04.10 - 06:05am
Time goes by so fast, ppl go in N out of ur life. U must neva miss d opportunity 2 tell these people Hw much they mean to u.. *
ur.fairy 7.04.10 - 06:59am
....It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. *
swtchoco 7.04.10 - 07:20am
Hi:) lovely msgs Jenni thank for the postings:) have a good day:) *
ur.fairy 7.04.10 - 07:26am
DONT SAY THx x xX 
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swtchoco 7.04.10 - 09:31am
Ok ok:) stop it yaar:) *
swtchoco 7.04.10 - 05:23pm
80yrs old man to Doctor:
My 20yrs old wife is pregnant.!
Dr: ek kahani suno..
Ek shikari shikar pe jate hue,
jaldi me gun ki jagah umbrella le gaya..
Jungle me uske samne Lion aya, usne umbrella ka handle khicha aur fire kiya,
Lion mar gaya..!
Old man: impossible, kisi aur ne Goli mari hogi.!
Dr: EXACTLY.. *
swtchoco 7.04.10 - 05:30pm
ESSENCE of Life:
Be simple
But,
Look Skylish:)
Be tough
But,
Look Soft:)
Be tensed
But,
Look Cool:)
Be a Winner
But,
Look like a BEGINNER:) *
swtchoco 8.04.10 - 03:03am
Shakespear said:
I always feel Happy
You know why?
Because,
I dont expect
Anything from anyone!!!
Expectations always hurt....!
Good Morning:) *
ur.fairy 8.04.10 - 03:59am
This is wat i said to my frnds but all hate me for saying this. 
DONT EXPECT MUCH. Expectationz ruins d relationship. *
swtchoco 9.04.10 - 03:20am
Best Attitude:
I never say anything bad about myself:)
Not because I believe I'm perfect:)
But,
I've enough people around me to speak on that Topic:) *
swtchoco 10.04.10 - 03:53am
Fact of d Matter:
Our
Feet
Have
Approximately
250,000
Sweat
Glands.!
Good Morning. *
ur.fairy 10.04.10 - 03:19pm
. ' 12 ' .
9 !/ 3
' . 6 . '
. ' 12 ' .
9 !_ 3
' . 6 . '
. ' 12 ' .
9 _! 3
' . 6 . '
still awake?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Time to sleep,
GOOD NITE+SLEEP TIGHT+SWEET DREAMZ!!! *
swtchoco 11.04.10 - 04:12am
British: Why you Indians are in different colors? Look we are all white.!
Sardar: Horses are in different colors
But,
Donkeys are all the same.!
Good Morning. *
swtchoco 12.04.10 - 04:50am
Dont misunderstand the person who irritates
&
Disturbs you always:)
Because,
Its the most easiest way to express the deep care, love and friendship:) *
swtchoco 13.04.10 - 04:31am
Its not your mistake
If you cant read the EYE
Which cheats you:)
But,
Its surely your mistake
If you cant read the EYE
Which really LOVES YOU:) *
swtchoco 14.04.10 - 04:07am
The WORLD is Like An Institute
Someone Enter to LEARN
Someone Enter to EARN
But,
Someone Born to Love
YOU
&
ME. . .
Good Morning:) *
abhi22y 15.04.10 - 04:34am
Theres a very thin line tht separtaes laughter nd pain,comedy nd tragedy,humor nd hurt. So be aware. *
swtchoco 15.04.10 - 04:36am
Bhul Nahi Pate:
Na Jane Aap me Kya Baat Hai,.
Kal se Bhi Tanha Aaj ki Raat Hai,.
Kal aur Aaj me Sirf Fark Itna Hai,.
Kal Aap Sath The, Aaj Yadon ka Sath Hai.,.
Shuboday.! *
abhi22y 15.04.10 - 04:36am
Th facts of life r vry stubborn things *
swtchoco 15.04.10 - 04:40am
Hi:) thanks friend 4parti ting here:) *
swtchoco 16.04.10 - 03:06am
A True Friend ranker like a DAD..
Cares like a MOM..
Teases like a SISTER..
Irritates like a BROTHER..
&
Finally LOVES YOU more than a LOVER..
Good Morning. *
abhi22y 16.04.10 - 03:58am
Ere's a difference btween beauty nd charm..A bful gal is one i notice.A charming gal is one who notices me. 
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abhi22y 16.04.10 - 06:41am
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,but a wise man tells her tht her mouth is extremely bful when her lips r closed. *
winxxx 16.04.10 - 06:48am
The difrence between CUTE n FEELING CUTE
cute is d 1 who post this, and feeling cute is d 1 who's reading this
hehehe *
