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Subject: * 3-in-1 - jokes/facts/quotes *
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swtchoco 22.07.10 - 11:04am
Brian 
4u bro. *
4ohh4 25.07.10 - 04:59am
Be the change you wanna see in the world Mahatma Ghandi. *
oh.raj 25.07.10 - 05:05am
Shall I create a topic jenny?? *
ur.fairy 29.07.10 - 03:47am
ohh Sorry. I just saw ur reply raj. Anyone can create newy topicz. 
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'' The most extraordinary thing about this life is that YOU are the author of your own destiny, and you get to decide what's in the next chapter.'' *
ur.fairy 29.07.10 - 03:48am
Be true to yourself and you'll find beauty all around you. 
*
ur.fairy 29.07.10 - 03:48am
The human brain is the most extraordinary computer of all times. Program it in the right way and your life will move in the right direction. *
tig3rgal 17.08.10 - 04:11am
Opposites attract, but after marriage, opposites attack. Most of the time, we are attracted to people who don't have the things that we have. Incompatibility is why we get married, but it's also used as a reason to divorce.
Incompatibility is just a lack of communication. If we just try to love [our spouse] the way we want to be loved, we are in trouble. Unless you communicate, it's difficult to know how to love another person. 
~ by Dr. Charles Lowery ~ *
li0n.gal 27.09.10 - 06:46pm
TODAY's THOUGHT
Friendships are built on trust. Many confidence matters are shared between two 'good' friends, and once that confidence has been violated, then expect the friendship to be broken. 
*U can regain ur broken Friendship by sincerely saying Sorry to ur friend. When you meet, hug, and say 'I am sorry'. Be honest, and apologize for your thoughtlessness. Tell them how much your friendship meant, and that you hope you can get it back.*
If they continue to hurt your feelings or show you no respect, walk away. Always remember, if they don't want you, you don't need them. There is always another person out there needing a good friend. Also, never say your sorry over and over again. There is always a limit. *
ur.fairy 5.10.10 - 05:40am
3 Stupid STAGE of life:
TEENAGE: Hve time&energy,bt no money.
WORKING AGE: Hve money & energy,bt no time.
OLD AGE: Hve time & money, but no energy 
*
4ohh4 20.10.10 - 09:57am
Be as smart as you can, but remember that its always better to be wise than be smart... ALAN ALDA *
4ohh4 20.10.10 - 09:59am
Belief is the death of intelligence.... ROBERT ANTON WILSON *
4ohh4 20.10.10 - 10:03am
Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live as well as think.... RALPH WALDO EMERSON *
4ohh4 20.10.10 - 10:04am
Intelligence is the wife, imagination is the mistress, memory is the servant... VICTOR HUGO *
4ohh4 20.10.10 - 10:07am
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? ... SCOTT ADAMS. *
swtchoco 24.10.10 - 10:37am
Zindagi Jab B Rulane Lage..
Aap Itna Muskurao k Dard B Sharmane Lage..
Nikle na Ansu Ankhon se Apke Kabhi..
Kismat B Majboor Hokar Apko Hasane Lage.. *
sugarb0y 24.10.10 - 11:01am
Long Love is Mother's Love..!!
Short Love is Others Love..!!
Sweet Love is Lovers Love..!!
But,
Strong Love is Friendship Love..!! *
sugarb0y 24.10.10 - 11:10am
Apnapan Sikha k Juda jo Gaye..
Na Socha na Samjha Khafa ho Gaye..
Humne Kisi ko Apna Kaha
Toh Woh bhi Logon ki Baaton me Aakar Bewafa ho Gaye.. *
ur.fairy 25.10.10 - 03:32pm
Why Boys and Girls Do not Undrstand Each Other?
God:Bcz, I Gave Gud Brains To Boys and Gud Hearts To Girls But Boys Use Their Heart and Girls Use Their Brains
Hehehe 
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swtchoco 21.11.10 - 03:41pm
Whenever you have a problem..
Just sing your favourite song..
You will realise that,
your voice is A lot worse than your problem..!
Good Evening.. *
swtchoco 21.11.10 - 04:03pm
Mohabbat..
Ishq..
Pyar..
yeh 3 cheeze har Tufaan ka muqabla kar sakti he..
Magar do cheez in sabko khatam kar sakti he..
Aur vo he
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.
.
.
.
.
Ammi ka Chappal
Aur
Abba ki Belt..!! *
swtchoco 21.11.10 - 04:19pm
The Best Formula:
Whatever happens just relax and manage to make a Smile...
LIFE is not a problem to be solved..
Its a gift to be enjoyed.. *
g.a 21.11.10 - 04:45pm
Believe and act as though it is IMPOSSIBLE TO FAIL *
ur.fairy 21.11.10 - 04:46pm
hmmmm *
4ohh4 21.11.10 - 07:31pm
Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. MOHANDAS GANDHI *
4ohh4 21.11.10 - 07:32pm
Biterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean. MAYA ANGELOU *
4ohh4 21.11.10 - 07:34pm
Expressing anger is a form of public littering. WILLARD GAYLIN *
4ohh4 21.11.10 - 07:36pm
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else: you are the one who gets burned. BUDDHA *
4ohh4 21.11.10 - 07:39pm
If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size? SYDNEY J. HARRIS ...goodnyt everybody n a lovely monday tgc... *
swtchoco 23.11.10 - 04:32pm
NAUGHTY THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
Its really hard to wait for the right partner in Life..
Especially, when the wrong ones are
d*mn Hott.. *
swtchoco 23.11.10 - 04:43pm
A Sweet Fight :
Girl: I want to end our relationship..
I am going to return you everything you gave me..
Boy: Ok, then let's start with Love..!! *
hotguy24 24.11.10 - 04:33pm
Whenever you fall down,
Never loose hope..
Gather your courage
&
strength..
Just get up
&
tell the bartender
Its very nice,
one more round please!!!
*
swtchoco 26.11.10 - 04:34pm
Rock's4u Love Story of DOCTOR:
I was in 12th, She was in 12th..
I was doing MBBS, She got BBM..
I was doing MBBS, She got MBA..
I was doing MBBS, She got a PHD..
I completed MBBS, She got a DOCTORATE..
She got Married, I was preparing for PG Entrance..
She's the Mother of 2Children, I 'm doing my MD..
Her daughter is in 1st std, I completed MD..
Her daughter passed 10th, I have started Practice..
The greatest irony -
Today is my ENGAGEMENT
&
Her daughter is my WIFE.. *
ur.fairy 27.11.10 - 02:37am
wat is this? hehe *
hotguy24 27.11.10 - 03:53am
hahaha.. Even I could not undwrstand lol.. *
tr00754 27.11.10 - 04:03am
Whos that doctor? Swetchoco? *
swtchoco 29.11.10 - 04:12pm
A Boy's 1st Time Ever..
The Sky was dark,
The Moon was high,
All alone..
Just she & I,
Her hair so soft,
Her Eyes so Blue,
We know just what we wanted to do..
Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine,
I ran my finger down her spine,
I didnt know how but, I tried my best,
I started by putting my hand on her breast,
I remembered my fear,
My fast beating Heart,
But,
slowly she spread her legs apart,
And when I dit it,
I felt no shame,
And all at once the white stuff came..
At last its finished!
Its all over now,
My 1st time ever..
MILKING A COW....
God bless your dirty mind....:-):-):- *
swtchoco 4.01.11 - 03:35pm
Wonderful Combinatons in this World..
Heart & Beats..
Night & Moon..
Music & Songs..
Roses & Love..
Fish & Water..
YOU & FRIENDSHIP..
My Msgs & Your SMILE
*
hotguy24 4.01.11 - 03:45pm
NEWTON:
How to write 4 in between 5 ??
China: Joke..
Japan: Impossible..
America: Question wrong..
Pakistan: You ask foolish question I kill you..
UK: Not found in Internet..
From INDIA:
Rajanikant
F(IV)E *
abhi22y 5.01.11 - 02:41am
enjoy evryday as like no tomarow neh 
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queeeeen 5.01.11 - 02:45am
Nyc joke swtchoco.....
Yes u r right Abhi 
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hotguy24 8.01.11 - 05:07pm
Lets celebrate JEALOUS day..
Name 1 thing in me that you are jealous of..
Reply is must and be honest..
Send this 2 all your friends and see what makes them jealous of you..!! *
hotguy24 8.01.11 - 05:12pm
Bandar ki beti boli:
Papa mujhe abhi shadi karni hai..
Bandar bola: Beti shadi karo, dulha abhi SMS pad raha hai..
Agar pad ke muskurayega tho rishta pakka.. 
*
ur.fairy 9.01.11 - 02:46am
I m nt jealous but angry y u nt open tis az a new topic *
swtchoco 20.01.11 - 04:50pm
Life spent with someone,
for a lifetime may be meaningless..!!
But,
a few moment spent with someone,
who really Love you means more than a Life itself..!!
*
donadi 23.01.11 - 06:39pm
A man saw a board on the center of a pond, He tried, but e couldn't read it, At last He swims into the center of pond and reads CROCODILES PRESENT, DON'T SWIM :D :D :D *
li0n.gal 24.01.11 - 05:48pm
omg gud joke *
swtchoco 13.02.11 - 04:53am
Unsaid feelings !!!
It's hard to care for a friend..
When you know that one step forward will make you fall in Love
&
One step back will ruin your friendship... *
bethink 13.02.11 - 06:12am
Very good bro.. Its very true. *
g0ddezzz 13.02.11 - 07:12am
wow very nice msg *
swtchoco 26.02.11 - 03:45pm
Bandar ki beti boli:
mujhe abhi shadi karni hai..
Bandar bola:
Beti sabar karo, Dulha ab SMS pad raha hai,
Agar padke muskurayega tho rishta pakka.. *
