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Subject: * 3-in-1 - jokes/facts/quotes *
Replies: 315 Views: 7550
bethink 28.02.11 - 06:58am
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hotguy24 28.02.11 - 08:49am
Sunil bhai mubark ho aur tumhara rishta pakka hogaya bandar beti k sath.. 
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ur.fairy 28.02.11 - 09:31am
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lucky_18 28.02.11 - 10:50am
Why do humanz have only 5 senses ? *
bethink 28.02.11 - 11:42am Hotguy bro hahaha *
bethink 28.02.11 - 01:20pm Lucky bro I hv 7 sence hahaha *
swtchoco 21.08.11 - 08:45am
Aap Iss Duniya me Mere Subse Pyare Dost Ho..
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Upar Padh Liya to Niche Kya Certificate Dhund Rahe Ho..??
Matlab Bharosa To Hai Hi Nahi.. *
hotguy24 26.08.11 - 04:09pm
BOY - WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN ITS VERY HOT?
GIRL - I SIT IN FRONT OF AC..
BOY - THEN WHAT DO YOU DO EVEN AFTER ITS VERY HOT AFTER SITTING IN FRONT OF IT . ?
GIRL - THEN I TURN ON AC...! *
0silent0 27.08.11 - 04:14pm
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swtchoco 28.08.11 - 08:52am
Boss - Jab maine tumhe kaam se nikala, tabse tum Roz mere Ghar ke samne potty kyu karte ho ??
Employee - Aapko yeh batane ke liye ki mei bhuka nahi mar raha hoon...!!! *
hotguy24 28.08.11 - 08:57am
Branded shayri...
If I was 'Nike' and you were 'McDonalds'...
wah.. wah.. wah..
If I was 'Nike' and you were 'McDonalds'...
Baby I will be doint it and you will be Loving it.. *
swtchoco 28.08.11 - 01:00pm
Rajnikant opens his College..
But,
Students are confused to take admission,
becos,
name of the College is -
Rajnikant Medical College Of Engineering For Commerce & Arts.
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swtchoco 28.08.11 - 01:15pm
Admit it...
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at some point in your Life you have tried to close the Fridge slowly to see when the light goes off..! *
hotguy24 28.08.11 - 01:28pm
Breaking News - - -
Sania Mirza returns to INDIA....
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Milk prices falls by Rs. 3/- ....
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Haso mat kamino,
Yeh dono alag alag News he...!!!
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swtchoco 28.08.11 - 01:44pm
Good News :
Tonite all India..
BSNL to BSNL
AIRTEL to AIRTEL
IDEA to IDIA
VODAFONE to VODAFONE
AIRCEL to AIRCEL
TOTALLY FREE...!!!
for Missed calls only....!
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swtchoco 29.08.11 - 09:54am
HAAL-e-DIL me ek hasti hai jo JAAN hai meri,.
Jo aan se bhi badhkar SHAAN hai meri,.
Khuda hukum de to kardu SAJDA usko,.
Q ke woh koi aur nahi MAA hai meri.,. *
hotguy24 30.08.11 - 10:16am
Itni English To Mujhe Bhi Aati Hai
I Will Yaad You Very Zyada..
You Bhi Yaad Me Bohat Much..
You Are very Zyada Good Dost Of Me..
I Think I Am Bhi Achi Friend Of You..
So, Please Don't Bhoola Me..
Mein Also Kabhi Bhi Nahi Forget You..
Apni Care Rakhna..
How Lagi My ENGLISH...! *
swtchoco 31.08.11 - 12:27pm
A sweet demand by a kid..
A kid was beaten up by his MOM..
When DAD came & asked - What happened son?
Kid said - I can't adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own Wife.. *
swtchoco 31.08.11 - 02:00pm
An Awesome msg:-
When I got enough Confidence,
the stage was gone..
When I was sure of losing, I Won..
When I needed people the most,
they left me..
When I learnt to dry my tears,
I found a shoulder to cry on..
When I became busy,
I got friends..
When I mastered the skill of hating,
Somebody started Loving me..
After waiting for dawn I fell asleep,
and
the Sun came out..
Thats LIFE...!
Simply Unpredictable Facts...! *
hotguy24 31.08.11 - 02:08pm
Amazing lines which anyone can like the most !!!
Yes, I have made MISTAKES
Bcos,
Life didn't come with
INSTRUCTIONS...!!! *
hotguy24 6.09.11 - 12:51pm
All WOMEN are beautiful..
After the Lights are switched off..!!
=Shakespeare..!!
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swtchoco 10.09.11 - 04:51am
mmm.. Love is not lucky for all:) *
swtchoco 30.09.11 - 12:33pm
Mojudgi Zaruri Nahi,.
Zaruri Ehsas Hai,.
Hum Kahi Dur Nahi Apke Aas-Pas Hai,.
Dekhiye to Zara Mann ki Ankhon Se,
Hum Har Kadam Par Apke Sath Hai.,. *
swtchoco 30.09.11 - 12:37pm
Zindagi aapko itne tohfe de
ki aap tohfa kharidna bhul jaye,.
Itni khushi de
ki dukhi hona bhul jaye,.
Par itne sare dost na de
ki aap hame hi bhul jaye.,. *
swtchoco 30.09.11 - 12:53pm
7 Cheeze Jab Khatam Ho Jati Hai to Bahut takleef Hoti Hai..
1-PYAR..
2-RISHTA..
3-SCHOOL LIFE..
4-DOSTI..
5-PAISE..
6-SMS PACK..
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7-TOILET ME PANI..
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bethink 30.09.11 - 06:07pm *
hotguy24 7.10.11 - 04:53pm
When you run so fast to get somewhere,
you miss the fun of getting there,
Life is not a race,
so take it slower,
Hear the Music before the Song is Over.. *
hotguy24 16.10.11 - 09:33am
BEST MSG FOR YOUR LIFE:
Never explain yourself to anyone..
Becoz,
The Person who likes you does'nt neet it
&
The Person who dislikes you
wont believe it.. *
hotguy24 16.10.11 - 10:00am
THINK AND ACT:
YOU WILL NEVER REACH YOUR DESTINATION IN TIME
IF YOU STOP
AND
THROW STONES
AT EVERY DOG THAT BARKS AT YOU..
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swtchoco 16.10.11 - 10:10am
Best inspiring Message of the Year:
IF YOU ARE BORN POOR,
ITS NOT YOUR MISTAKE..
BUT,
IF YOU DIE POOR,
ITS YOUR MISTAKE..
- BILL GATES -
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swtchoco 15.11.11 - 09:20am
Wo bhi kya din the..
Mummy ki goad or Papa k kandhe..
Na paise ki soach na life k funde..
Na kal ki chinta, na future k sapne..
Ab kal ki hai fikar or adhure hai sapne..
Mud kar dekha to bahot door hai apne..
Manzilo ko dhundte hum kaha kho gaye..
Kyun hum itne bade ho gaye ??? *
airair1 15.11.11 - 04:04pm
very very old lines. *
swtchoco 15.11.11 - 05:35pm
Oh and ok.. I like your frank reply and request you to kindly post some new lines and make all to know from here bro.. *
swtchoco 20.11.11 - 02:27am
Jo Dost Apne Jeb Se Apne Doston Ko Party Deta Hai
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Kamyabi Hamesha Uske Qadam Chumti Hai..
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!..( Tho Hai Koi
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hotguy24 23.11.11 - 02:48pm
For all Cigeratte Lovers:
Tere Pyar me
pagal sara zamana hai,.
Tere pyar me
pagal sara zamana hai,.
Ek GOLD FLAKE pila bhai,.
Mausam suhana hai.,.
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swtchoco 25.11.11 - 04:09pm
Mehrban kadrdan
Dekhiye mere msg ka kamaal,.
Ghanti bajegi
Bandar nachega,.
Mobile uthayega
Sms padhega,.
Muskuraega
Ab bandar forward kar k hosiyari dikhaiga.,.
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swtchoco 25.11.11 - 04:16pm
4 Students Bike Pe Jaa rhe the..
Police=Triple Sawari ban hai
Fir B Tum
4 baithe ho?
1 Student Pareshan Ho k Peeche Dekhte Huye bola=5wa Kaha gir gaya bay?
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swtchoco 26.11.11 - 03:47pm
FUNNY SENTENCE WRITTEN ON THE T-SHIRT OF A BEAUTIFUL GIRL WALKING ON SIDE OF THE ROAD:
You Are Not Looking At The Road Right Now,
Be Carefull !!!:-
Good Evening
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swtchoco 3.12.11 - 03:11pm
Satkarya Karna Vakai Kathin Hai,.
Kyoki
Taali Bajane K Liye Do Hatho Ki Jarur Hoti Hai,.
Jabki
Tamacha Marne K Liye Sirf Ek Hath Kafi Hai.,.! *
hotguy24 4.12.11 - 12:17pm
Beer + Water = LIVER FAIL,
Rum + Water = KIDNEY FAIL,
Whisky + Water = HEART FAIL..
STUDENT:
Iska matlab saala PAANI mein hi kuch locha hai...
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swtchoco 6.12.11 - 02:43am
Ultimate bezzati:
Bhari garmi me bus stop pe log bus k intezar me khade the..
1 bhikhari aaya,
sub se paise liye
or
taxi me baith kr chala gaya..!!
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donadi 6.12.11 - 03:07am *
swtchoco 6.12.11 - 04:35pm
All Scientists failed to Answer this
but,
Rajnikanth did it..
Which liquid turns solid on heating?
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DOSA..
Mind it!!!! :)
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swtchoco 7.12.11 - 04:52pm
*Agar PAAGAL ho tho
iss msg ko padte hi call karna..
*MAHAA PAAGAL ho tho
miscall dena..
*BEWKUF ho tho
massege karna..
*TEENO ho tho
chup rehna...!
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swtchoco 8.12.11 - 01:54am
What is The Minimum Area With Maximum decoration..
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GIRLz FACE :-):-D;-)
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swtchoco 14.12.11 - 05:17pm
kisi se koi cheez maango to
aise maango jaise apne baap ki thi,.
Aur
agar nahi b mili toh
konse apne baap ki thi.,.!!
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swtchoco 18.12.11 - 04:43am
Beautiful lines 4 you:-)
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Next time
Ii'll send Beautiful circles 4 you:-)
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hotguy24 22.12.11 - 02:57am
Mother sitting in sad mood..
Son-Mom you are 2nd most Beautiful Woman in this World..
Mother:Who is the 1st?
Son-It's also you..
but,
when you are Smiling...:)
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hotguy24 22.12.11 - 02:58am
wow.. its 300th posting by me 
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swtchoco 25.12.11 - 11:27am
DAT'S THE REAL ATTITUDE
A Guy Added A Random Girl On Facebook..
Girl: Hey, Do I Know You..??
Boy: Abey Teri Itni Aukaat Kahaan..!
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